Hetalia Meme

Pick 10 random characters.
1. Canada
2. Australia
3. New Zealand
4. UK
5. America
6. France
7. Japan
8. Russia
9. China
10. Romano

You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.

(Canada! Gimme all your chocolate! *Takes it all, eats it, then feels really bad :c *)

2 confesses his love to you.

(Australia loves me? M'KAY I'M OKAY WIF DAT, BBY! )

You walk into 3 in the street at midnight.

(Dafaq am I doing walking down the street at midnight? Oh, Hi New Zealand!)

You win a free holiday with 4.

(Bahaha! To be honest, I'd rather go with America. England is so... boring //shot by Iggy fangirls.)

5 saves your life.

( O-Oh America-san! *Marries and has babies*)

6 is living in your house.

(I-I guess I'm okay with France living with me? Just one rule, DO NOT BRING WOMAN HOME!)

You find 7's mobile phone (cellphone).

(*Looks at all of Japan's secret yaoi stash*)

You're asleep and 8 comes in and wakes you up.

(*Gets out of bed quickly*
O-oh Hi Mr Russia...)

9 kidnaps you.

( What the hell China? WHY?!)

You go to the cinema. 10 is sitting in your seat.

(*Pulls curl* Get the hell outta mah seat, Romano! Do I need to go and get Spain?!)

1 confesses his love for 7. You are hiding in a bush with 4.

(Canada confesses their love for china?
*Hiding in the bushes with England* I will begin to ship it!)

2 and 9 are arguing.

(Aussie and China are fighting? Tats no good. *Watches the two sexy men from the bushes with Hungary and Japan*)

6 is molesting 3.

(France is molesting New Zealand? Nah, I refuse to believe it. France is not like that. )

5 and 10 are stuck in a burning building but you can only save one.
 (OMG WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME? Sorry Romano, but I need to save America ;_; )

2 is invisible.

(B-but why is Aussie invisible ? D: )

OMG! 9 is more awesome than Prussia!

(China has always been awesomer than Prussia!)


1, 6 and 4 are at your house for dinner. There's a black out.

(So I'm having dinner with Canada, France and England and there's a black out? *Every man for himself! Pulls Canada under the table and hides from scary monsters!)

3 and 7 pull a prank on you.

(New Zealand and Japan... HOW COULD YOU!?

You walk in on 4 and 10 kissing.

(Romano and England... well that's a new ship... *Takes millions of pictures* )

4 and 9 steal your boat.

(England and China? WTF WHY WOULD YOU STEAL MY BOAT? How am I supposed to drive in the water now? ;_; )

While 5 and 7 rob your house.

(So whilst my boat is being stolen, America and Japan are robbing my house?! *Loads shotgun* Oh HELL no! )

You're on a cruise with 3 and 4 and the Bad Touch Trio (Prussia, France and Spain) is on the same one.
 
(On a cruise with England and New Zealand and the BTT are there. No worries, we can just go on my boat-- OH WAAAIT )

You need a new organ. 1 and 6 are both compatible.

(Um okay, R-romano, give me your organs!)

5 is robbing 2.

(Wtf America, you're a kleptomaniac! STAHP STEALING THINGS!)

You're being held hostage by 10. The hero is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9. Or multiple.

(ROMANO! Are you doing this to me for leaving you in the fire? I'm sorry! Canada halp meh!)

1, 2 and 4 are watching a scary movie.

(England, Canada and Australia are watching a scary movie? WHY WAS I NOT INVITED TO THIS LITTLE PARTY?!)

You're stuck on a desert island with 7, 8, 9 and 10.

(So i'm stuck on a island with Japan, China, Russia and Romano? I guess I'm okay with that...?)

3 and 5 have robbed a bank. 5 comes to you for help.

(New Zealand and AMERICA?! Okay, Wtf New Zealand? BUT AMERICA?! AGAIN!? Lol! You need to stop stealing things XD)

6 is in a bad mood with 3 for robbing a bank. 6 comes to you.

(France is mad with New Zealand, Aw :c *Gives France a hug*)

1 and 7 are doing a monkey dance. You and 10 are watching and filming it.

(Canada and Japan are doing a monkey dance? Okay... I really did not expect that...)

2 and 8 are being racist about 6 and 4.

(*Slaps Russia and Aussie for being mean to France and Iggy, then runs for my life*)

3, 5 and 9 are at a convention.

(England, China and America are at a convention? *Tags along behind* )

You, 1, 4, 6 and 10 are having a sleepover at 7's house.

(Okay, so Me, Canada, Romano, France and England are sleeping over at Japan's house? *Waits patiently for the Yaoi to begin* )

2 is in love with 5 who is in love with 8 but 8 is in love with 2. 2 doesn't love 8 back, 5 doesn't love 2 back and 8 doesn't love 5 back.

(OKAY NO WAY! All that yaoi that COULD be happening... )